HOW IS THIS NOT THE BIGGEST STORY IN THE COUNTRY RIGHT NOW?? Well, we’ll get to that later. For now, here’s the latest in the Donald Trump 
Jeffrey Epstein saga.
We told you late last week how author Michael Wolff was revealing audio from the tapes he made of conversations with Epstein. They were talking for Wolff’s book about the Trump White House, but Epstein apparently was considering the writer to do his own biography. That was in 2017, before the billionaire pedo’s arrest and controversial death in prison.
Related: Trump Was Accused Of Raping A 13-Year-Old Girl With Epstein
That first interview snippet proved Trump had not distanced himself from Epstein years before that first arrest, as he’d claimed. Trump had implied he barely knew the guy — despite them being wingmen for years. But in the latest audio, Epstein just says straight-up that he and Donny were besties.
The Daily Beast got some of the recordings, and Epstein spills even more dirt about his pal…
BFFs
First, there’s the declaration:
“I was Donald’s closest friend for 10 years.”
Trump can call BS on that all he wants. But this is the most infamous underage sex trafficker in the world declaring he’s your “closest friend.” This should be disqualifying alone! Everyone linked to Epstein is suspect, but NO ONE is this close. There’s no recording of the guy saying this about Bill Clinton or Bill Gates.
Love On The Lolita Express
Here’s another shocking tidbit. Epstein says Trump and model Melania Knauss — the future first lady — consummated their relationship on the most infamous plane in the world. He told Wolff “the first time he slept with her was on my plane.”
That’s right. He’s saying Donald and Melania first hooked up on the private jet known as “The Lolita Express.” GROSS.
Maybe that’s why Trump secretly bought the jet later. Sentimentality.
‘The only thing I really like to do’
The ickiest admission this time? Epstein told the author Trump was a serial cheater in all his marriages. Not that this was a surprise, it was pretty common knowledge until the religious right started worshipping him and trying to deny all that.
But it wasn’t just cheating. Trump wanted the infidelity to be mutual. As Epstein put it, Trump loved to “f**k the wives of his best friends.”
WTF?!
Epstein said Trump loved to take women from other men — often with his help:
“We always used to go to Atlantic City to try to find girls in the casino. And if there was a guy, I would say, ‘I’m here to invite the guy to go out to dinner.’ And he’d say, [to the woman], ‘Let me show you the casino.’ And as he walked out, he put his arm around the girl’s shoulder, and the bodyguard would walk up and Donald, whoosh, take the girl away.”
Our question is how often were these women 100% willing in this scenario? Since he doesn’t seem to care much about that. But Epstein had another story to tell. He was hanging out with Trump once, when the future president took a woman into what he called “the Egyptian Room” of his casino:
“He came out afterward and said, ‘It was great, it was great. The only thing I really like to do is f**k the wives of my best friends. That is just the best.’”
His friends’ wives??
Epstein described the elaborate scheme he’d use, getting the friend’s wife on speakerphone and telling her to listen in. He’d then get the friend in his office and ask him questions about other women:
“And he’d say, ‘What’s it like to do that?… Do you like having sex with your wife? How often do you have sex with her?’ ‘You must have had a better f**k than your wife, tell me about it.’”
Using Wolff’s wife, Victoria, as an example, he said Trump would offer:
“‘We can, you and I can go upstairs or tomorrow, come over, there’s this girl’s coming in from Los Angeles, part of the, whatever Hawaiian Tropic contest, so come over, we can have a great time. I promise you, Michael, you know, it’s just me and you, we can have a great time.’ The whole time, your Victoria’s with us on the phone.”
Trump would use the wife’s anger at her husband to get her to have sex with him out of spite.
JFC. This is a cartoonish villain we’re talking about.
‘A horrible human being’
Ultimately Epstein said Trump was “charming” and “always fun” — but ultimately heartless and friendless… because he was incapable of kindness. In fact, he said any “act of kindness” attributed to Trump would have to be an accident:
“He’s a horrible human being. He does nasty things to his best friends, best friends’ wives, anyone who he first tries to gain their trust and uses it to do bad things to them.”
Wow. Can you imagine talking about your “closest friend” that way? We guess when you’re a teen sex trafficker, you have different priorities for your friends than kindness, right? But for a man that depraved to call YOU “a horrible human being”? Just wow.
You can read more HERE.
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