Travis Kelce should be glad that Taylor Swift can still Shake It Off!
As we previously reported, KillaTrav earned himself a spot in the doghouse when — mid New Heights podcast — he fell over and completely destroyed one of his fiancée’s chairs! Tay Tay wasn’t home at the time, which left the Kansas City Chiefs tight end wondering if she was going to “kill” him for ruining her furniture!
Well he’s alive, y’all!
He lived to see another day, and now he’s telling the story on his sister-in-law Kylie Kelce‘s podcast Not Gonna Lie. On the new episode, he revealed his future wifey was a good sport, saying she “laughed her ass off” because she “has a good sense of humor”. Whew!
He went on to reveal, though, that he and his big bro Jason Kelce almost devised a plan to let the next person take the blame:
“But me and Jason talked about it right after like, ‘Should I just super glue it and, like, the next person that sits in it breaks it?’ But I looked at how bad I broke it, and like not possible, I’m gonna need like a whole roll of duct tape to f**king put this thing back together the way it was splintering.”
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Ha! OMG, how badly did he break that chair? Splintering?!
The NFL star was honest, though, and “presented it to her because he felt bad” as soon as she got home. He recalled telling Tay:
“I have never seen you sit in this chair, you didn’t care about it, right?”
LOLz!
But he’s not taking full credit for the broken chair! In fact, he blames the Opalite singer‘s sourdough craze for the chair breaking like that:
“I immediately went over to the scale, though. I had to see where we were at. No job January has been exactly that. I had two [almond] croissants on the way here. I’m not going to lie, I broke Taylor’s chair with the weight I gained from the sourdough.”
Trav did say her sourdough bread leads to “good gut health,” though. Watch for yourself around the 56:08 mark (below):
Thankfully Taylor is a good sport! Reactions, Perezcious readers?
[Image via New Heights/Not Gonna Lie/Heart/YouTube]
