Another Sunday, another chance to share our favorite Quotes of the Week from the small screen.
In the list below, we’ve gathered more than a dozen of television’s most memorable sound bites from the past seven days, including moments both scripted and unscripted from broadcast, cable and streaming series.
This time around, we’ve got some highly weird words of wisdom from Party Down‘s Constance, a strong argument in favor of New York City’s subway system on Station 19, a little too much personal information shared on The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip and Kensi’s appreciation for a certain ’90s rom-com on NCIS: Los Angeles.
Also featured in this week’s roundup: double doses of Ted Lasso and The Rookie, plus quotable moments from Gotham Knights, The Voice, Superman & Lois and more shows.
Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!
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STATION 19
Image Credit: ABC screenshot “People love to rag on the subway, but let me tell you, even at its worst, it is not this bad. The casual morning masturbator grossly eyeing you across the train is nothing compared to harpooned via Bambi.”
New York sounds better and better to a new driver (Emma Hunton) who’s had a close encounter with a deer
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TED LASSO
Image Credit: Apple TV+ screenshot “I haven’t been this nervous to play in front of someone since I was in El Chapo’s youth league.”
We’re going to need one of those hypothetical Ted Lasso spinoffs to be a Dani Rojas (Cristo Fernández) origin story
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TED LASSO (Bonus Quote!)
Image Credit: Apple TV+ screenshot “Hallmark Christmas movies are films where women from the big city fall in love with their childhood crushes. It’s usually some fella that owns a Christmas tree farm. Sometimes he’s also Santa Claus or a prince. They suck, but they’re great. But they also mostly suck. But they’re also kind of great. They’re good with the sound off.”
We couldn’t have described them better, Ted (Jason Sudeikis)
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THE REAL HOUSEWIVES ULTIMATE GIRLS TRIP
Image Credit: Peacock screenshot “Who gets a period anymore? That’s so 1980s. Like, I haven’t had a period in a decade.”
Marysol is unamused when Leah announces that the group’s bullying just induced her menstruation
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GOTHAM KNIGHTS
Image Credit: The CW screenshot “You’re a fugitive now, you’re no longer required to be this boring.”
Duela (Olivia Rose Keegan) nudges Turner to loosen up (and lose the stuffy turtlenecks while he’s at it)
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PARTY DOWN
Image Credit: Starz screenshot “Well, Roman, if there’s one thing I take away from all of my relationships, marriages, affairs, flings, one-night stands, blindfold parties, coin-flip f—ks, it’s this: Follow your heart.”
Through experience comes wisdom… at least for Constance Carmel (Jane Lynch)
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GREY’S ANATOMY
Image Credit: ABC screenshot “Do you want me to play you some music? I made you a playlist.”
“For my abortion?”
“You made me one for when I give birth.”
“So different.”
However oddly, Andra (Shein Mompremier) is really there for her friend Marni (Jessika Van)
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NCIS: LOS ANGELES
Image Credit: CBS screenshot “First of all, no joke, that is one of my favorite movies of all time. I love it so much. Second of all: not an ‘oldie.’”
Rosa tells Kensi (Daniela Ruah) and Deeks that she and a boy friend are going to see an “oldie” called 10 Things I Hate About You
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UP HERE (Episode 1)
Image Credit: Hulu screenshot “You can’t just move to New York City! This isn’t Muppets Take Manhattan!”
Celeste (Sophia Hammons), one of Lindsay’s pessimistic inner voices, tries to talk her out of her sudden relocation to New York
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THE ROOKIE
Image Credit: ABC screenshot “Do I look like a big softie?”
Tim (Eric Winter) begs to differ with Lucy’s claim to the documentary crew
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THE ROOKIE (Bonus Quote!)
Image Credit: ABC screenshot “Um, I can’t say that….. Not saying that…. I have no idea what that even means….”
The docu crew asks Nolan (Nathan Fillion) to read aloud some of the work of Dim aka Jake, the “Shakespeare of sexting”
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THE VOICE
Image Credit: NBC screenshot “I really just want to beat Blake. He’s had such tenure here, and it’s his last year, and I think the best way for people to leave a job is, like, losing on their way out.”
Chance the Rapper doesn’t plan to show Blake Shelton any mercy in his final season as a coach
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SUPERMAN & LOIS
Image Credit: The CW screenshot “Where are the paperweights?!”
Now that Superman is working at the Smallville Gazette, poor Chrissy (Sofia Hasmik) is left to literally pick up the pieces every time he whooshes out for an emergency
