He continued, “We drove into the river and stalled exactly halfway across, and then we were sitting in a 2006 Nissan Sentra in the middle of a river in the middle of the night, wishing we had cellphone reception so we could call a tow truck or google ‘Can snakes get inside your river car?’ when miraculously a giant truck came down the road and the driver offered to drag our car out of the river, at which point I turned to Nasim and said, ‘Could I offer you a stay at the Four Seasons?'”
